I went to the grocery store at lunch today to pick up a few things... most importantly, cream for my coffee here at work. Anyway, as I'm walking in I had this conversation with stranger man...
SM: Excuse me, do you go to Joe's Gym?
SM: Miss, I'm talking to you, do you go to Joe's Gym?
Me: Oh, sorry, no, I've never heard of Joe's Gym.
SM: Oooh girl, you mean with a figure like that, you're trying to tell me you don't work out?
Me: Well, that's not what I sa...
SM: Girl, I'm interested in bein' your baby daddy.
Me: (Totally at a loss for words, which rarely happens). No thanks, I already have a few of those.
SM: Ouch, Ouch.
Now, there are a few things going on here. Clearly, your eyes need to be checked if you think I got this figure from working out... more like, I don't work out nearly enough. But thanks for trying anyway.
Second, your CHILD is with you and you are trying to pick up women at the grocery store in front of him? Classy, classy.
**P.S. I don't really have a few baby daddies. Actually, I don't have any at all.
OMG! I don't know that I would have done!
ReplyDeleteSo you're saying that line doesn't work, right?
ReplyDeleteHow about this one: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me and let me be your baby daddy?"
lol. good response to him, but thats totally creepy trying to pick someone up with their kid right there..
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment, Im going to check out the workout DVDs at Target, thanks for the suggestion!